Chants
From Tales of the Quad
There are a number of chants shouted throughout CTYI, usually in the opening/closing ceremonies, but also when a big group of students are together in one place
To anyone who's adding a chant:
Please, please, please put your chant in the right section. Most likely, it will be an in-joke. Don't put it in minor, unless a good amount of people chant it
Major
Please don't put any chants here, unless they
- have been here for at least two years
- are responded by almost everyone, if not everyone
- are uttered in both sessions
| Chant | Response | Origin | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Old Man | Gay Porn | Usually First | |
| Elderly Gentleman | Homosexual Pornography | Usually preceded by Old Man | |
| Have you ever wanted to kick a baby? | In the Face! | "DJ" substituted for "Baby" on occasion after discos | |
| Single Female Lawyer | Having lots of Sex | ||
| Nothing | But Shorts | [1] |
Minor
Please put chants here, unless a certain group of people only would get them
| Chant | Response | Origin | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Too Hot | Hot Damn | Uptown Funk | 2015 only mostly |
| Where do you put the popcorn? | In the toaster! | Andrew's RA group, session 1, 2015 | Chanted in reference to the microwaveable popcorn incident (2014) |
| Where do you put the toaster? | In the microwave! | etc. | Preceded by "Where do you put the popcorn?" |
| Where do you put the microwave? | In the oven! | etc. | Preceded by former |
| Where do you put the oven? | Out the window! | etc. | Preceded by former |
| What team? | Wildcats | High School Musical | Can be repeated twice more as in the movie |
| Wildcats! | Get your head in the game | High School Musical | Usually done after the chant above repeated thrice |
| Is this the real life? | Is this just fantasy? | Bohemian Rhapsody | Can be used with just about any lyrics from the song, or can be continued. |
| Merry Christmas | From Vladimir Putin | From 'The Putin Song' in the Session 1 Talent Show 2015 | Taken from the first line of the 'Putin Song' by Kate O'Donovan and Molly O'Gorman. |
| Sports Sports Spoooorts | Sports
Sports Spoooorts |
Sports; Hugh Ó Laoide, Darragh Mathews and Conor Bergin.
Proteintials; Rory Clarke and Stephen Loftus. |
These lads were in no way sportingly talented.
Proteintial refers to someone who has "protein potential". |
In-Jokes
Please put all chants here that only a small group of people would get
| Chant | Response | Origin | Group | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Is that popcorn? | Lightly toasted! | Proposed on CTYIzens Facebook group | ||
| Ayo fam | Wot do blad | Music Production, Session 1, 2015 | ||
| Any 7's? | Go Fish! | Marine Biology Banter | Marine Biology | |
| What team? | Mildcats! | Matt's RA group 2015 | ||
| Daddy | Cha! | The Genius | Game Theory 2016 | |
| Too hot | Hot Dan! | Daniel's RA group 2015 | ||
| Above average! | Adequate! | Debate over how 'good' of an RA Cahul was. | Cahul's RA group 2016 | |
| Glory to John! | Death to his enemies! | John's RA group 2016 | ||
| Death to John! | Glory to his enemies! | Opposition chant to the above. | etc. | |
| Where do you get the spice bags? | In the pub! | In reference to when Cormac went to go get Oisin a spice bag but ended up in a pub | Paul's RA group 2017 | |
| Glory to James! | Death to the elderly! | In reference to James the TA and his followers | Film Studies | |
| This isn't Ya! | This is Naw! | TA Without A Cause |